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Friday, December 21, 2018

မာ႐ွီ.... ကမၻာကေခၚတာက Weed / Ganja / Marijuana / Cannabis


မာ႐ွီ....

ကမၻာကေခၚတာက Weed / Ganja / Marijuana / Cannabis
ဗမာအေခၚက ေဆးေျခာက္ (မုန္းလိုက္တာ အဲ႔နာမည္ၾကီး)

Q : အဲ႔ဒါၾကီးက မူးယစ္ေဆး၀ါး မလား။ စြဲမွာေပါ႔... ရုပ္ရွင္ေတြထဲမွာေလ ေဆးစြဲျပီး အိမ္ကပစၥည္းေတြေရာင္းသံုး ေဆးခ် ျပီးရင္ လမ္းေဘးမွာ ပိုးစိုးပက္စက္ေသတာေလ .. blah blah

A: (၁) အဲဒါက မူးယစ္ေဆးမဟုတ္ဘူး။
(၂) မစြဲဘူး။ မေသာက္ရလည္း ဘာမွမျဖစ္ဘူး။
(၃) ဗမာကားသိပ္မၾကည္႔နဲ႔။ ၾကပ္မျပည္႔ဦးေဏွာက္ေတြနဲ႔ ျပည္သူေတြကိုမိႈင္းတုိက္တာ ဒီေကာင္ေတြလည္း တဖက္တလမ္းကပါ၀င္ေနတာ။

Q : ၾကာၾကာေသာက္ရင္ ေသမွာပဲမလား?

A: ကမၻာစစ္တမ္းအရ တစ္ရက္ခ်င္းမွာေသဆံုးေနတဲ႔ လူတန္းစားအေရအတြက္
- စီးကရက္ေသာက္လို႔ေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 435,000
- diet လုပ္ျပီးေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 365,000
- အရက္ေသာက္ျပီးေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 85,000
- ကား/ ဆုိင္ကယ္တုိက္ျပီးေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 26,347
- လူသတ္မႈျဖစ္ျပီးေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 20,308
- Aspirin ေၾကာင္႔ေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 7600
- ေျမပဲေၾကာင္႔ ေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 100
- ေဆးေျခာက္ (Marijuana) ေၾကာင္႔ ေသတဲ႔အေရအတြက္ - 0

(ကဲ .. ေျမပဲေလာက္ေတာင္ side effect မရွိတဲ႔အရာကို မတရား၀ါးလံုးခ်ီးသုတ္ရမ္းသန္းစြပ္စြဲေနတဲ႔ ခ်ီးဘရိန္းေတြကို ေဆးေျခာက္ဘက္ကေရွ႕ေန႔လုိက္ျပီးေတာင္ တရားစြဲပစ္ခ်င္တာ)

ထပ္ေပါင္းထည္႔ျပီးေျပာရရင္
- ကိုယ္ေရာ စိတ္ေရာ ႏူးညံ႔ေပ်ာ႔ေျပာင္းေစတယ္။
- စိတ္တည္ျငိမ္တယ္။
- စကားနည္းတယ္။
- ဦးေဏွာက္မွတ္ဥာဏ္ျမင္႔မားေစတယ္။
- Streess ေတြ ေျပေပ်ာက္ေစတယ္။ (Stressful ျဖစ္ျပီး suicide လုပ္သြားတဲ႔မသာေတြ မေသာက္ဖူးလို႔ပဲေနမွာ)
- ကင္ဆာေရာဂါကိုေတာင္ ကာကြယ္ႏုိင္တယ္။
- ၾကမ္းတမ္း ရမ္း ဆုိးသြမ္းတဲ႔လူေတြကိုေၾကာက္တယ္ (ကိုယ္တုိင္လုပ္ဖုိ႔ဆိုတာ အေ၀းၾကီး)
- အစားအေသာက္ စားလို႔ပိုေကာင္းတယ္ အရသာပိုရွိတယ္ အရသာပိုသိတယ္။ (နလန္ထ နာတာရွည္သမားေတြဆုိ ေငါက္ခနဲ ထထိုင္ျပီး ထမင္းစားႏုိင္တယ္)
- Sexual ပိုင္းမွာဆိုရင္ အရင္ကအေကာင္းဆံုးလို႔ သိခဲ႔တဲ႔အရာေတြထက္ အဆမတန္ပိုေကာင္းတဲ႔အရသာကို ရရွိတယ္။ (အိမ္ေထာင္ကြဲခါနီး လင္မယားေတြ စံုတြဲေတြေသာက္သင္႔တာေပါ႔)

အဲ႔ထက္ေကာင္းတာေတြရွိအုန္းမယ္။ ဒါေတာင္ျပည္႔စံုေနျပီ။
ဒီေလာက္အစြမ္းထက္ျပီး လူေတြအတြက္ ဥပါဒ္မေပးတဲ႔ သဘာ၀အရြက္ကေလးတစ္ရြက္ ကို ေဘာက္မဲ႔ေၾကာင္႔ မူးယစ္ေဆးလို႔ စြပ္စြဲရတာတုန္း ေသာက္ရူးခ်ီးဘရိန္း ေတြရယ္ ....

Written : Gabriella

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